I Know I'm Not Your Favorite Record, This is Side 1, Flip Me Over

I'm only as good as my last breathe, and to be honest I'm feeling short of it without you. Between all of the nervous laughter and the continuous morning shakes, I'm surprised anything clings to me. But these thoughts of us do.

I died on the inside twice today, but this rum insists on re-enacting scenes from the movie Flatliners so I should make it out ok.

If she was my girl I'd treat her like a file on my computer. I would click "File/Save" every couple of minutes to make sure that I wouldn't lose her.

Notice how we only say "I'm only human" when we're caught, or we're dropping bad news. I can't help but notice that we have a strange concept of what a human is.

I love you in the sexy way, and the just friends way. You pick.

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