You Are The Canary, I am The Coalmine

I'm going to write you down and keep you in my wallet so when I die, they'll all realize that I took you everywhere amongst my favorite possessions. You mean more than most ever will. How bout you write that down. Keep it close(d).

I needed a copy of my birth certificate the other day... I finally found it on God's refrigerator. It was on a post-it note with the title "My favorite mistakes." You were on there to.

Her friends warned me that her heart was a Brinks truck, complete with insecurity guards. But to me she was just another fearless verbal warrior. She introduced me to the word dowry and then called me a curmudgeon in the following sentence. I called her a thesaurus abuser. I wanted so bad to write her down and laminate the moment. Hearts for Chicago. Scars for flights home.

PS: the codeword for heart breaker spells just like her name

If they travel on foot to mock you they mean it more. (Im/depress me all at once.)

Don't worry, just remember that empty threats have the best intentions. They come from the heart. It's the follow throughs that are way too obvious... Follow throughs are just the completion of the task, they're not the brains of the operation.

I'll always be the kid unaware that his zipper is down.... as long as it makes you smile.

love,
the fancy kid